By the end of the movie Mars Attacks, the aliens have dismembered Pierce Brosnan and Sarah Jessica Parker, shattered The Las Vegas Strip, and eviscerated Congress with their crazy laser guns. At the conclusion of the film the creatures from Mars are finally defeated from their evil plan when it is discovered that [...]
Read More →Someone explain this Jayson Werth contract to me, please. Many hard-working American families can’t afford health insurance, but a 31 year-old outfielder on the decline gets 7 years and $126 million dollars of guaranteed money. Okay, I get it now.
I cannot bash this signing enough. I’m going to go out [...]
Read More →There are not enough articles about survivor (a.k.a eliminator or suicide) pools! Fantasy football is great, don’t get me wrong. But the jackhammer with which survivor pools get drilled is as much of a shonda as Jake Delhomme being allowed to start for a non-Pop Warner league team.
Yes, I [...]
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